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In honour of Bank Holiday Monday – a wet bank holiday as traditional – here are some cheesy, corny, bad, bad, Bible jokes.
Who was the first tennis player in the Bible?
Joseph, who served in Pharoah’s courts.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
Do you need an ark?
I Noah a guy.
Who was the Bible’s best comedian?
Samson – he brought the house down.
What kind of lights did the ark have?
Floodlights.
Who was the cleverest man in the Bible?
Abraham – he knew a Lot.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless
What are the holiest birds?
Birds of Prey
Where is medicine mentioned in the Bible?
God gave Moses two tablets.
Where are cars mentioned in the Bible?
David rode in Triumph and the apostles were in one Accord
Who was the Bible’s fastest runner?
Adam, he was first in the human race.
How do we know Moses wore a wig?
Sometimes he was with Aaron, and sometimes he wasn’t.
Why didn’t they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
If you aren’t about to kill me after that little lot, tell me your favourite Bible joke in the comments. If this is your first visit here (and for most of you it will be) then have a look around as well.
Who was the most successful banker in the Bible?
Noah – he floated his stock when everyone else was going into liquidation.